On this Thanksgiving, I wish to tell you, yes YOU! What you should be thankful for. I have that right to tell you! Well, if Obamacare can be passed even though the people did not want it, than I can tell you what to be thankful for at your table even though you didn’t ask! You are to recite these thanksgiving comments word for word, or by the power invested in me, uhm…. by me, an Obama brown shirt will come to your door and confiscate your Turkey and under Obama’s redistribution of Turkeys, give it to someone who didn’t prepare for Thanksgiving.
God, thank you for sending us Obama. It was your astute wise intelligence that made us realize how good George Bush was in comparison. Thank you for having Obama apologize for America, and bow to world leaders to show us how horrible America is for always being there first when another country has a disaster. Thank you for allowing Obama for fundamentally changing America so we become a laughing stock to other countries, and make our friends not trust us. Thank you for allowing Obama to fool the American people with every policy he does. I can’t wait ’til he helps me with my car payment and mortgage!
God, thank you for all the liberal loons. While frustrating to talk to, they offer us an endless amount of laughter when we do talk to them, and as we scratch our heads and think “How can anyone be so misinformed?!”
God, thank you for Hillary Clinton, With all of her flaws it is so nice to see a woman that left wing loons adore as they ignore her Benghazi lies about the video and security requests that were turned down. Her lie about being shot at by sniper fire. I could go on about Hillary, but at this point What Difference Does It Make!
God, thank you for allowing Nancy Pelosi to bestow on us her wise wisdom, such as “We have to pass the bill before we find out what is in it”, to “It is the biggest bang for the buck when you do food stamps”, and lest we not forget my favorite: “Every week we don’t pass a Stimulus bill 500 million people lose their jobs”. We thank you Lord for showing us, through Nancy Pelosi, that Liberals don’t know the Constitution, because she keeps getting it wrong when she quotes it.
God, thank you for Joe Biden. There is not one moment he has not bestowed unto us a broad smile on our faces, or the belly laughs from all of his gaffes. From his They’ll have y’all back in chains, to “Go out on your porch and blast to rounds to scare away would be attackers”, and the list is endless. Dan Quayle can breath a sigh of relief as he is no longer thought to be the dumbest Vice President.
God, thank you for Debbie Wasserman Shultz. To watch one look into a television camera and speak lie after lie after lie, makes us all realize that propaganda lives at the DNC, and the more she lies, the more it is obvious she, or Obama is not creditable.
God, thank you for Chuck Hagel, who is so concerned about saving money he wants to cut pay and benefits for our soldiers who are giving their lives, and limbs all while being brave heroes. We give thanks to you for providing us proof that Liberalism has infiltrated Republicans such as he.
God, thank you for John Kerry, as you saw fit to allow us to watch him accuse our fine military and call them baby killers, to receiving a Purple Heart although all that was needed was a bandaid. To becoming a Senator, Presidential candidate, and now Secretary of Defense. You’re humor is staggering! Specially when you had him say “I actually did vote for the 87 billion before I voted against it”.
God, thank you for Anita Dunn, White House Communications Director, who said Mao Tse Tung is her favorite philosopher and the person she turns to most for inspiration. He, A man who killed millions of his own people.
God, thank you for David Axelrod. The loyalty he shows Obama knows no bounds. His willingness to take an Obama failed policy and blame it on Republicans is genius, and the left wing loons buy it! God, you are amazing how you pick these people for us to be entertained by.
God, thank you for allowing us conservatives to know what is really going on. Specially when we learned that President Obama appointed Valerie Jarrett, a self admitted Socialist, as his key advisor.
God, thank you for Anthony Wiener. This may be your finest work. The jokes are endless. I need not quote any… KIDS MAY BE READING THIS!
God, thank you for Obamacare. You allowed Obama to push this through against the America’s will, only to show the world that Socialism fails at every turn. As the program crumbles we can see you are only showing us proof this administration and it’s political Lemmings are what the founding fathers, and Ronald Reagan warned us about.
God, thank you for giving us Michelle Obama. A lawyer that was given a law degree and got her job in a law office by means of Jesse Jackson, and since she didn’t earn it let her license to expire as it didn’t mean much to her. However, I give thanks to you for Michelle for making our children aware that broccoli instead of a hamburger is better for them in the fight on Obesity in children, as since they won’t eat her food, they naturally lose weight! Also, thank you for allowing her to wear such expensive clothing at the tax payer’s expense without the Left wing loons criticizing her as they did with Sarah Palin and Anne Romney.
God, thank you for convincing half of America that the government shutdown was caused by Republicans who don’t have the authority to shut down the government. You saw fit to allow Obama to declare he would not negotiate with the Republicans, and if they don’t give in he would shutdown the government. Yet, the loons blame Republicans… You are a all Supreme genius!
God, thank you for Obama supporting the Muslim Brotherhood and funding his step brother Malik Obama’s fund raising efforts for the Islamic organization without Americans being aware of it. While the Egyptians know the truth, and have declared Obama a terrorist supporter, America is kept in the dark by the left wing media being silent about it.
God, thank you for MSNBC, NBC and other main stream media for protecting us against the truth. Their non-reporting or Obama propaganda is working! I am so grateful. As it is known you look after the meek, it is so nice to also know you look after the politically stupid by providing them with well paid media jobs.
God, thank you for allowing the NSA, EPA, IRS, HHS for successfully targeting us conservatives to make us realize there is evil in the world, and it is in our own country. Also, thank you for hearing everyone’s thoughts, that is a big job, and of course it must bore you at times. Hence you needed assistance by having all of these agencies strip us of our privacy as they hear and know everything we do too.
God, thank you for showing us conservatives how unaware of statistics the Liberal Loons and Democrats are by displaying time and time again stats on how Gun Control Zones are the most violent in America, yet the Liberals call for more of them.
God, thank you for allowing moderate Republicans losing our elections so Liberal Socialists can rule us as we do not know how to take care of ourselves. And the free Obamaphones? That was just too, too much! Thank you!
God, thank you for the Rino Republicans. That along with Democrats they criticize Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mike Lee, Rand Paul, to teach us that Reagan, the most successful President of our time is Obsolete.
God, thank you for all the Democratic Senators who pass bills for Black Boxes in our cars that will keep track of our speed and issue tickets without the need of a police officer (it’s coming).
God, thank you for Harry Reid, the most deceptive Senator since Ken Daschle. Allowing him Romney’s tax information, while illegal to do so, was genius on your part! After all, isn’t it better to have a community organizer instead of a genius business man President? Harry’s breaking his own Senate rules, propaganda, divisive antics, all just perfectly orchestrated. The man has class! He loves Americans! Although he did say “ In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourist coming into the capital”. Another man that shows God has a sense of humor.
God, thank you for allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to infiltrate the White House and be a force that makes policies. All done without the American people even being aware of it! How clever on your part! If it wasn’t for that Egyptian General al-Sisi we may have never have learned about this. Those nasty Egyptians! How dare they tell us the truth!
God, thank you for the rash of Liberals who are attacking Christianity. From the administration to the local level, to the individual Left wing loon, we need these nuts that support gay marriage, Obama’s Socialistic agenda, abortions, and the love for entitlement programs to show us conservatives how wrong we are.
God, thank you for Diane Feinstein for touting her gratefulness for her own legal guns, but wanting to take ours away. We need people like her to tell us what to do, and not do as she does.
God, thank you for allowing Common Core to be installed in our schools. Our children must not learn the truth of our Constitution and history, as well as they need to be taught Communism and Socialism is better than Freedom, and Common Core is doing just that. What a success! How can we ever repay you, God, for your knowing this would work so well!
God, thank you for Eric Holder. His ignoring voter intimidation, his stopping photo IDs for voter validation, and his doing nothing about voter fraud ensures Liberalism will grow and prosper. Thank you ever so much for allowing him to be unethical with his behavior when a Republican Attorney General would have been gone a long time ago. Having Common Core change the wording of the 2nd amendment? Priceless.
God, thank you for Obama’s Stimulus plan, to show us that wasting nearly a trillion dollars on Crony Capitalism, failed green energy companies, turtle tunnels and shovel ready projects that didn’t exist is all but forgotten now with all the other fake scandals that takes our minds off of this massive redistribution of wealth scam.
God, thank you for Jay Carney, who you brilliantly installed as Obama’s spokesman to look directly at the camera and tell us lies more hysterically funny than when Baghdad Bob said they are in control as the USA was destroying all their troops or they were running for the hills.
God, thank you for convincing the Left Wing Loons and Democrats that we live in a racist country, when America is the least racist country of them all. Keeping this propaganda going just to ensure people like Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, and others have jobs. As long as they can keep finding racism where none exist we all will ignore the true facts. Brilliant!
And lastly God, thank you for my parents not being around anymore. My father, who fought in World War II would have cried to see veterans turned away at memorials when the government shut down. He was a Democrat in the likes of John F. Kennedy, but he realized what was happening to his party as time went on, that it was being over taken by socialist. He because a Reaganite, and today he would be heartbroken to find our country turning into what he was fighting against in the war.
Oh, wait, you mean all of the above wasn’t from you!? Then if you, God, aren’t responsible for all of this then who is? Ohhhhhh, I get it! Lucifer, right? Uhm, OK, then, never mind. Oh rats, now the Turkey is cold.